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Love this store so much! #paradiseonearth
4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere


1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you

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We first got him as a guard dog and he kinda let us down


This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

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